In God We Trust, He Gave Us Gun Rights Bubble-free stickers
$3.49
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Duck Tape Can't Fix Stupid But It Can Muffle The Sound Bubble-free stickers
$3.99
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These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.
- High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
- Fast and easy bubble-free application
- Durable vinyl
- 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Every item is printed just for you when you order. Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then shipping adds 3 to 5 more within the US. You'll get a tracking number by email the moment it ships. Full details on the shipping page.
Misprinted, damaged, or defective items are replaced free of charge. Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right. See the returns policy for sizing exchanges.
An old handyman line turned bumper humor
Everybody has heard some version of "duct tape fixes everything," usually from a dad standing over a broken lawn chair. This design takes the joke one step further, admitting that some problems, and some people, are simply beyond repair no matter how much tape you have on hand.
It is the kind of dry, deadpan humor that does well as one of our funny bumper stickers, the sort of line that gets a laugh from a stranger at a gas pump before you have even said a word to them.
Durable vinyl made to ride out the elements
Cut from durable vinyl and finished bubble-free, this sticker goes on clean over a bumper, a toolbox, or a laptop lid and stays legible through rain, sun, and a few years of daily wear. No trapped air, no peeling corners, just a flat clean finish.
Pick one up for your own truck or grab a handful for the guy at work who has a running joke going about duct tape solving everything. It is an easy, low-cost gift that gets used the same day it arrives.
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