Hoodies Designed in the USA

Flattening The Curve Unisex Hoodie

$39.99

USD
size: S
color: Black
  • Designed in the USA
  • 10% of all profits go to charity
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Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Self-fabric patch on the back
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

A pandemic phrase turned into permanent commentary

Flattening the curve started as public health advice and turned into one of the most repeated phrases of the early 2020s. This design keeps that memory alive, half joke and half reminder of a couple of strange years nobody asked for.

For anyone who tracked case counts, hoarded hand sanitizer, or just got tired of hearing the phrase on the news every night, this one lands as recognition more than politics. It is dry humor for people who lived through it.

Flattening The Curve Unisex Hoodie in Carbon Grey, product mockup

A comfortable hoodie with a memory built in

Inside it is soft brushed fleece with a relaxed unisex cut, warm enough for cool mornings without feeling heavy. The kangaroo pocket keeps your hands warm on a walk or your phone within reach at the store.

It fits right in with the rest of our patriotic hoodies, at the gym, running errands, or handed off as a gag gift to the friend who still talks about toilet paper shortages.

Flattening The Curve Unisex Hoodie in Charcoal Heather, product mockup

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Flattening The Curve Unisex Hoodie

Size Guide

SizeLength (in)Chest (in)Width (in)
S2738-4120
M2842-4521
L2946-4923
XL3050-5325
2XL3154-5726 1/2
3XL3258-6228
SizeLength (cm)Chest (cm)Width (cm)
S68.696.5-104.150.8
M71.1106.7-114.353.3
L73.7116.8-124.558.4
XL76.2127-134.663.5
2XL78.7137.2-144.867.3
3XL81.3147.3-157.571.1

Measurements are provided by our print partner and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Length and width are garment measurements taken flat. Chest is a body measurement: measure around the fullest part of your chest.

Diagram showing where each measurement is taken