Hoodies Designed in the USA

Guns Make Me Happy You, Not So Much Unisex Hoodie

$39.99

USD
size: S
color: Black
  • Designed in the USA
  • 10% of all profits go to charity
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Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Self-fabric patch on the back
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

A blunt joke about guns, happiness, and other people

This one plays the contrast for laughs: guns bring the wearer joy, and that fact tends to bother somebody else in the room.

It counts as second amendment apparel that leans into the reaction instead of avoiding it, and anyone who's had this exact conversation at a family gathering will recognize the joke immediately.

Guns Make Me Happy You, Not So Much hoodie in carbon grey, product mockup

A fleece hoodie for range days and everything after

A cold morning at the range and a normal afternoon back home both call for the same easy layer, and this fleece hoodie handles the transition fine.

It's offered in nine colors and makes an easy gift for the gun owner who already knows exactly who this particular joke is about.

Guns Make Me Happy You, Not So Much hoodie in charcoal heather, product mockup

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Guns Make Me Happy You, Not So Much Unisex Hoodie

Size Guide

SizeLength (in)Chest (in)Width (in)
S2738-4120
M2842-4521
L2946-4923
XL3050-5325
2XL3154-5726 1/2
3XL3258-6228
SizeLength (cm)Chest (cm)Width (cm)
S68.696.5-104.150.8
M71.1106.7-114.353.3
L73.7116.8-124.558.4
XL76.2127-134.663.5
2XL78.7137.2-144.867.3
3XL81.3147.3-157.571.1

Measurements are provided by our print partner and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Length and width are garment measurements taken flat. Chest is a body measurement: measure around the fullest part of your chest.

Diagram showing where each measurement is taken