Guns Make Me Happy You, Not So Much - Men's Tank Top
$21.99
Tank Tops Designed in the USA
I'm Fat But Identify As Skinny, I'm Trans-Slender - Men's Tank Top
$21.99
USD- Designed in the USA
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A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.
- 100% combed and ringspun cotton
- Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
- 30 singles thread weight
- Side-seamed
Every item is printed just for you when you order. Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then shipping adds 3 to 5 more within the US. You'll get a tracking number by email the moment it ships. Full details on the shipping page.
Misprinted, damaged, or defective items are replaced free of charge. Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right. See the returns policy for sizing exchanges.
This one's a joke about identity politics, plain and simple
I'm Fat But Identify As Skinny, I'm Trans-Slender pokes fun at the more flexible corners of identity language by applying the same logic to body type instead.
It's absurd on purpose, using exaggeration to make its punchline land. Whether you find it funny probably depends on how you already feel about the debate it's poking at.
A joke shirt built to survive an actual workout
Made from soft cotton with a classic men's tank fit, it's easy to wear to the gym, a backyard get-together, or anywhere a joke shirt gets a laugh instead of a lecture. It holds up fine through a sweaty workout and washes without losing its shape.
It sits easily among our patriotic tank tops for guys who like their humor a little sharp, and makes a solid gag gift for someone who won't take offense.
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