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I'm Fat But Identify As Skinny, I'm Trans-Slender Short Sleeve T-Shirt

$19.99

USD
size: S
color: Navy
  • Designed in the USA
  • 10% of all profits go to charity
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The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
  • Open-end yarn
  • Tubular fabric
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers:

  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
  • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

A pun built for a laugh, not a lecture

The whole design rides on a single pun, borrowing the language of identity to make a joke about carrying a few extra pounds. It's dark humor dressed up as a shirt, the kind of line that gets a groan and a laugh in the same breath.

The goal here is a reaction, plain and simple, and this shirt usually gets one the moment someone reads past the first three words.

I'm Fat But Identify As Skinny t-shirt in ash

An easy tee for anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously

This is a soft cotton short sleeve tee in 11 colors, relaxed unisex fit, comfortable enough for everyday wear. It holds its shape through repeated washing.

It makes a good gag gift for a friend with a thick skin and a sense of humor, especially around a birthday or a weight loss milestone.

I'm Fat But Identify As Skinny t-shirt in irish green

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I'm Fat But Identify As Skinny, I'm Trans-Slender Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Size Guide

SizeLength (in)Chest (in)Sleeve length (in)Width (in)
S2834-3715.618
M2938-411720
L3042-4518.522
XL3146-492024
2XL3250-5321.526
3XL3354-5722.828
4XL3458-6124.230
5XL3562-6525.332
SizeLength (cm)Chest (cm)Sleeve length (cm)Width (cm)
S71.186.4-9439.745.7
M73.796.5-104.143.250.8
L76.2106.7-114.34755.9
XL78.7116.8-124.550.861
2XL81.3127-134.654.666
3XL83.8137.2-144.857.971.1
4XL86.4147.3-154.961.576.2
5XL88.9157.5-165.164.381.3

Measurements are provided by our print partner and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Length and width are garment measurements taken flat. Chest is a body measurement: measure around the fullest part of your chest.

Diagram showing where each measurement is taken