Tank Tops Designed in the USA

I Would Quit But My Trainer Scares Me Men's Tank Top

$21.99

USD
size: XS
color: Black
  • Designed in the USA
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A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.

  • 100% combed and ringspun cotton
  • Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
  • 30 singles thread weight
  • Side-seamed

The real reason he shows up to every session

Motivation is nice in theory, but most guys will admit the real reason they finish a workout is that skipping it means an awkward conversation with the person tracking their progress. This design says that part out loud instead of pretending everyone's just powered by discipline. Anyone who has ever paid someone to yell at them in a good way will recognize it instantly.

It's one of those motivational shirts that skips the inspirational quote entirely and goes for honesty instead. Sometimes that's a better motivator anyway.

I Would Quit But My Trainer Scares Me Men's Tank Top in Navy, product mockup

A tank top for the gym and everything after it

The sleeveless cut in soft cotton keeps his arms free through a full session, then works just as well afterward for the drive home or a stop for food. It's built to take regular washing without falling apart.

It makes a fitting gift for the guy who's on a first name basis with his trainer, whether he admits that willingly or not. Currently offered in navy.

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Size Guide

SizeLength (in)Chest (in)Width (in)
XS2631-3416 ¼
S2734-3718 ¼
M2838-4120 ¼
L2942-4522 ¼
XL3046-4924 ¼
2XL3150-5326 ¼
SizeLength (cm)Chest (cm)Width (cm)
XS6678.7-86.440.6
S68.686.4-9445.7
M71.196.5-104.150.8
L73.7106.7-114.355.9
XL76.2116.8-124.561
2XL78.7127-134.666

Measurements are provided by our print partner and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Length and width are garment measurements taken flat. Chest is a body measurement: measure around the fullest part of your chest.

Diagram showing where each measurement is taken