Hoodies Designed in the USA

I Would Quit But My Trainer Scares Me Unisex Hoodie

$41.99

USD
size: S
color: Black
  • Designed in the USA
  • 10% of all profits go to charity
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Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Self-fabric patch on the back
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

The only reason some of us finish the workout

I Would Quit But My Trainer Scares Me is the honest version of a motivation poster, the one that admits fear works just as well as inspiration when the reps get hard. It's the kind of line you'd expect printed on motivational shirts, except here it's stitched into something warm enough to wear after the gym, not just during it.

It gets a laugh from anyone who's ever bargained with themselves mid workout and lost, then shown up again the next day anyway because quitting felt worse than the workout itself.

I Would Quit But My Trainer Scares Me Unisex Hoodie in Charcoal Heather, product mockup

Fleece for the walk from the gym to the car

Soft fleece inside, roomy enough to throw on over damp workout clothes without feeling tight, and warm enough for the parking lot chill after a hard session. It layers easily and holds up to regular washing.

A funny, honest gift for the friend who's always halfway through a fitness kick, or the one who actually finished it and wants everyone to know.

I Would Quit But My Trainer Scares Me Unisex Hoodie in Maroon, product mockup

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I Would Quit But My Trainer Scares Me Unisex Hoodie

Size Guide

SizeLength (in)Chest (in)Width (in)
S2738-4120
M2842-4521
L2946-4923
XL3050-5325
2XL3154-5726 1/2
3XL3258-6228
SizeLength (cm)Chest (cm)Width (cm)
S68.696.5-104.150.8
M71.1106.7-114.353.3
L73.7116.8-124.558.4
XL76.2127-134.663.5
2XL78.7137.2-144.867.3
3XL81.3147.3-157.571.1

Measurements are provided by our print partner and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Length and width are garment measurements taken flat. Chest is a body measurement: measure around the fullest part of your chest.

Diagram showing where each measurement is taken