Remember Never Forget Women's Tank Top
$24.99
Tank Tops Designed in the USA
Just Pretend I'm not here That's What I'm Doing Women's Tank Top
$24.99
USD- Designed in the USA
- 10% of all profits go to charity
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This racerback tank is soft, lightweight, and form-fitting with a flattering cut and raw edge seams for an edgy touch.
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- 32 singles
- Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
- Raw edge seams
Every item is printed just for you when you order. Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then shipping adds 3 to 5 more within the US. You'll get a tracking number by email the moment it ships. Full details on the shipping page.
Misprinted, damaged, or defective items are replaced free of charge. Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right. See the returns policy for sizing exchanges.
Just pretend you're not here, because that's the plan
Just Pretend I'm Not Here, That's What I'm Doing spells out an introvert's survival plan for every gathering, meeting, or family event that runs longer than expected.
It's dry, a little deadpan, and instantly recognizable to anyone who's ever counted the minutes until they could leave. The humor lands because it's specific.
Comfortable enough to survive the event it's mocking
Made from soft cotton with a relaxed tank fit, it's comfortable enough to wear through the very events it's making fun of. Throw it on for a family reunion, a work happy hour, or a long weekend with more small talk than you'd like.
It sits easily alongside the rest of our patriotic tank tops for anyone stocking up on summer basics, and makes a solid gag gift for the introvert in your circle.
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