Vintage Revolver Unisex Hoodie
$41.99
Hoodies Designed in the USA
Just Pretend I'm Not Here Unisex Hoodie
$39.99
USD- Designed in the USA
- 10% of all profits go to charity
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Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Every item is printed just for you when you order. Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then shipping adds 3 to 5 more within the US. You'll get a tracking number by email the moment it ships. Full details on the shipping page.
Misprinted, damaged, or defective items are replaced free of charge. Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right. See the returns policy for sizing exchanges.
An honest request for a low key day
This design says exactly what a lot of people are thinking at a crowded gathering: just pretend I am not here. It is built for the reluctant guest, the person who would rather watch from the back of the room than be the center of attention.
It puts an introvert's honest wish into a single sentence, which somehow makes it a little easier to actually enjoy the party anyway.
Fleece warmth for hiding in plain sight
It is a fleece hoodie with a front pocket and a hood built for pulling up when you really do want to disappear a little. Nine color options make it simple to find one that matches your everyday style.
It makes a comfortable gift for the quiet one in the family, the friend who always finds the corner booth and stays there happily all night.
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