Hoodies Designed in the USA

My Give A Damn Meter Unisex Hoodie

$39.99

USD
size: S
color: Black
  • Designed in the USA
  • 10% of all profits go to charity
  • Secure checkout with Stripe

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Self-fabric patch on the back
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

A gauge reading empty, and everyone gets the joke

The give a damn meter is a familiar joke format, a gauge with a needle clearly pegged at empty, used to say what a lot of people feel without spelling it out.

It works for whatever situation the wearer wants it to work for, which is exactly why the joke has stuck around this long.

My Give A Damn Meter hoodie in carbon grey, product mockup

A fleece hoodie for days the meter reads low

Some days getting dressed at all counts as an accomplishment, and this fleece hoodie makes that about as easy as it gets.

It's available in nine colors and makes a low effort, high laugh gift for the person whose meter is permanently sitting on empty.

My Give A Damn Meter hoodie in charcoal heather, product mockup

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My Give A Damn Meter Unisex Hoodie

Size Guide

SizeLength (in)Chest (in)Width (in)
S2738-4120
M2842-4521
L2946-4923
XL3050-5325
2XL3154-5726 1/2
3XL3258-6228
SizeLength (cm)Chest (cm)Width (cm)
S68.696.5-104.150.8
M71.1106.7-114.353.3
L73.7116.8-124.558.4
XL76.2127-134.663.5
2XL78.7137.2-144.867.3
3XL81.3147.3-157.571.1

Measurements are provided by our print partner and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Length and width are garment measurements taken flat. Chest is a body measurement: measure around the fullest part of your chest.

Diagram showing where each measurement is taken