Vintage Revolver Unisex Hoodie
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Of Course I Take To Myself Sometimes I Need Expert Advice Unisex Hoodie
$39.99
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Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Every item is printed just for you when you order. Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then shipping adds 3 to 5 more within the US. You'll get a tracking number by email the moment it ships. Full details on the shipping page.
Misprinted, damaged, or defective items are replaced free of charge. Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right. See the returns policy for sizing exchanges.
The joke only the terminally self-reliant will get
This design pokes fun at the habit of talking things through with yourself, on the theory that you're the only one qualified to give it to you straight. It's self-deprecating in a way that lands with anyone who's caught themselves narrating their own decisions out loud in the car.
It's dry humor, not a political statement, and it works precisely because almost everyone has been caught doing exactly this at least once.
Comfortable enough to actually think in
It's a fleece hoodie with a relaxed fit, a front pocket, and a hood that actually stays up instead of sliding off. It's built for long drives, coffee runs, or whatever setting you do your best internal monologues in.
Comes in nine colors, so there's a decent shot of finding one that already matches something in the closet. Makes a solid gift for the friend who talks to himself and isn't ashamed of it.
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