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Of Course I Talk To Myself Sometimes I Need Expert Advice Short-sleeve unisex t-shirt

$19.99

USD
size: S
color: Black Heather
  • Designed in the USA
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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Everyone needs a reliable expert on call

This design takes the old joke about talking to yourself and gives it a reason: sometimes you are simply the only qualified expert in the room. It plays on a habit most people have and rarely admit to, turning a private moment into a shared joke instead of something to be embarrassed about.

There is nothing mean-spirited in it, just a wink at the fact that a lot of good decisions get talked through out loud before anyone else hears about them. The wording carries the whole joke without needing any extra artwork.

Of Course I Talk To Myself Sometimes I Need Expert Advice t-shirt in Aqua, product mockup

A relaxed fit for a relaxed sense of humor

This soft cotton tee is built for everyday wear, comfortable enough for a full shift at work or a lazy Saturday around the house. The fabric holds its shape through repeated washing, so it keeps looking right long after the first wear.

It is available in 25 colors, giving you plenty of room to match it to whatever else is already in your closet. It also makes a fun gift for the friend who is always deep in conversation with themselves, and usually winning the argument.

Of Course I Talk To Myself Sometimes I Need Expert Advice t-shirt in Army, product mockup

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Of Course I Talk To Myself Sometimes I Need Expert Advice Short-sleeve unisex t-shirt

Size Guide

SizeLength (in)Chest (in)Width (in)
XS2731-3416.5
S2834-3718
M2938-4120
L3042-4522
XL3146-4924
2XL3250-5326
3XL3354-5728
4XL3458-6130
5XL3562-6532
SizeLength (cm)Chest (cm)Width (cm)
XS68.678.7-86.441.9
S71.186.4-9445.7
M73.796.5-104.150.8
L76.2106.7-114.355.9
XL78.7116.8-124.561
2XL81.3127-134.666
3XL83.8137.2-144.871.1
4XL86.4147.3-154.976.2
5XL88.9157.5-165.181.3

Measurements are provided by our print partner and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Length and width are garment measurements taken flat. Chest is a body measurement: measure around the fullest part of your chest.

Diagram showing where each measurement is taken