Guns Make Me Happy You, Not So Much - Men's Tank Top
$21.99
Tank Tops Designed in the USA
RUD - Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly Men's Tank Top
$21.99
USD- Designed in the USA
- 10% of all profits go to charity
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A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.
- 100% combed and ringspun cotton
- Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
- 30 singles thread weight
- Side-seamed
Every item is printed just for you when you order. Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then shipping adds 3 to 5 more within the US. You'll get a tracking number by email the moment it ships. Full details on the shipping page.
Misprinted, damaged, or defective items are replaced free of charge. Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right. See the returns policy for sizing exchanges.
The polite way engineers say it blew up
Rapid unscheduled disassembly is the dry, official-sounding term engineers use when a rocket, engine, or test article comes apart faster than planned. It has become shorthand among anyone who follows rockets and hardware for when things go spectacularly wrong.
This tank puts that deadpan phrase on your chest for the next person who gets the joke, right alongside our patriotic tank tops for guys who want something with a little more story behind it.
Loose, breathable, built for the joke to land
Soft cotton and a relaxed tank cut mean it moves with you at the gym or on a hot afternoon outside. It works as a plain conversation starter for anyone who has watched a rocket launch go sideways.
Five colors give you options if you want it to match the rest of your rotation. It is an easy gift for a friend who spends too much time reading about rocket failures.
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