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RUD - Rapid unscheduled disassembly t-shirt

$19.99

USD
size: XS
color: Black Heather
  • Designed in the USA
  • 10% of all profits go to charity
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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

An engineer's joke about things going spectacularly wrong

Rapid unscheduled disassembly is the dry, technical way engineers describe something blowing apart when it definitely wasn't supposed to, usually a rocket, sometimes anything with moving parts and a budget behind it. It's gallows humor for anyone who's ever watched a test flight end early.

This shirt takes that mouthful of a phrase and turns it into the whole joke, no explanation needed if you already work in the field. If you have to ask what RUD means, it probably wasn't built for you, and that's fine.

RUD Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly t-shirt in army green, product mockup

Soft cotton for the lab, the shop floor, or the couch

It's made from soft cotton with a relaxed fit that works fine at a desk, in a garage, or anywhere in between. It holds up to regular washing without the print cracking or the shirt losing its shape after a few months of wear.

It's an easy gift for an engineer, a space fan, or anyone who appreciates dark humor about expensive failures. Pair it with jeans for a casual look, or wear it under one of our patriotic shirts if you're layering for cooler weather.

RUD Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly t-shirt in asphalt grey, product mockup

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RUD - Rapid unscheduled disassembly t-shirt

Size Guide

SizeLength (in)Chest (in)Width (in)
XS2731-3416.5
S2834-3718
M2938-4120
L3042-4522
XL3146-4924
2XL3250-5326
3XL3354-5728
4XL3458-6130
5XL3562-6532
SizeLength (cm)Chest (cm)Width (cm)
XS68.678.7-86.441.9
S71.186.4-9445.7
M73.796.5-104.150.8
L76.2106.7-114.355.9
XL78.7116.8-124.561
2XL81.3127-134.666
3XL83.8137.2-144.871.1
4XL86.4147.3-154.976.2
5XL88.9157.5-165.181.3

Measurements are provided by our print partner and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Length and width are garment measurements taken flat. Chest is a body measurement: measure around the fullest part of your chest.

Diagram showing where each measurement is taken