Vintage Revolver Unisex Hoodie
$41.99
Hoodies Designed in the USA
RUD - Rapid unscheduled disassembly Unisex Hoodie
$41.99
USD- Designed in the USA
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Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Every item is printed just for you when you order. Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then shipping adds 3 to 5 more within the US. You'll get a tracking number by email the moment it ships. Full details on the shipping page.
Misprinted, damaged, or defective items are replaced free of charge. Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right. See the returns policy for sizing exchanges.
The same dry joke, said again with a straight face
Rapid unscheduled disassembly is what engineers call it when something built to hold together comes apart in front of everyone instead. The phrase stays calm on purpose, which is exactly why it gets a laugh from anyone who has watched footage of a test gone wrong.
This hoodie puts that deadpan line on a heavier layer for the person who never gets tired of the joke, the kind of tee fan who already owns the lighter version too.
Heavier fleece for the days that need it
This one runs a little heavier than a shirt, with a fleece build meant for cold mornings and evenings that will not warm up. Six colors give you a real choice instead of one default option.
Hand it off as a gift to the friend who explains rocket failures at parties whether anyone asked or not, the same one who always knows exactly why the test article did not survive.
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