Tank Tops Designed in the USA

RUD - Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly Women's Tank Top

$24.99

USD
size: XS
color: Vintage Black
  • Designed in the USA
  • 10% of all profits go to charity
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This racerback tank is soft, lightweight, and form-fitting with a flattering cut and raw edge seams for an edgy touch.

  • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • 32 singles
  • Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
  • Raw edge seams

The failure report that became a joke

Rapid unscheduled disassembly is the term engineers reach for when something built to fly comes apart before it should. It sounds almost bureaucratic for how dramatic the event usually is, and that gap is exactly what makes it funny.

This tank puts the phrase on a design built for women who like their humor a little technical, right in step with our patriotic tank tops for anyone who wants more than a flag on their chest.

RUD - Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly Women's Tank Top in Heather White, product photo

Light enough for a long day, funny enough to keep

Soft cotton and a fitted tank cut make it easy to wear through a workout or a warm afternoon without thinking about it twice. It holds its shape wash after wash.

Five colors mean there is likely one that already matches something else you reach for often. It also makes a fun gift for a friend who appreciates a dry joke.

RUD - Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly Women's Tank Top in Premium Heather, product photo

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RUD - Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly Women's Tank Top

Size Guide

SizeLength (in)Chest (in)Width (in)
XS26.129-3115.3
S26.832-3316.3
M27.434-3517.3
L2835-3718.3
XL28.638-3919.3
SizeLength (cm)Chest (cm)Width (cm)
XS66.473.7-78.738.7
S6881.3-83.841.3
M69.586.4-88.943.8
L71.188.9-9446.4
XL72.796.5-99.148.9

Measurements are provided by our print partner and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Length and width are garment measurements taken flat. Chest is a body measurement: measure around the fullest part of your chest.

Diagram showing where each measurement is taken