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Just Pretend I'm Not Here Short-sleeve unisex t-shirt

$19.99

USD
size: S
color: Black
  • Designed in the USA
  • 10% of all profits go to charity
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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

A polite request nobody actually grants

This shirt makes the ask plain: just pretend I am not here. It is for the person who shows up to the family gathering, the office party, or the group outing and would honestly rather blend into the wallpaper.

It turns a very relatable feeling into a joke you can actually wear, instead of just thinking it quietly to yourself in the corner of the room.

Just Pretend I'm Not Here t-shirt in army green, product mockup

Soft cotton comfort for the reluctant guest

It is a soft cotton tee built for all day comfort, whether that day involves a barbecue, a long shift, or a family reunion you are only half excited about. Twenty four color options make it easy to find one that matches your usual wardrobe.

It is a fun gift for the introvert in your life, the one who always finds the quiet corner of the room and stays there happily.

Just Pretend I'm Not Here t-shirt in ash, product mockup

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Just Pretend I'm Not Here Short-sleeve unisex t-shirt

Size Guide

SizeLength (in)Chest (in)Width (in)
XS2731-3416.5
S2834-3718
M2938-4120
L3042-4522
XL3146-4924
2XL3250-5326
3XL3354-5728
4XL3458-6130
5XL3562-6532
SizeLength (cm)Chest (cm)Width (cm)
XS68.678.7-86.441.9
S71.186.4-9445.7
M73.796.5-104.150.8
L76.2106.7-114.355.9
XL78.7116.8-124.561
2XL81.3127-134.666
3XL83.8137.2-144.871.1
4XL86.4147.3-154.976.2
5XL88.9157.5-165.181.3

Measurements are provided by our print partner and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Length and width are garment measurements taken flat. Chest is a body measurement: measure around the fullest part of your chest.

Diagram showing where each measurement is taken