Proud US Air Force Mug with Color Inside
$11.99
Mugs Designed in the USA
Just Pretend I'm not here That's What I'm Doing White glossy mug
$9.99
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Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Every item is printed just for you when you order. Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then shipping adds 3 to 5 more within the US. You'll get a tracking number by email the moment it ships. Full details on the shipping page.
Misprinted, damaged, or defective items are replaced free of charge. Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right. See the returns policy for sizing exchanges.
The mug for anyone who'd rather not be here
Some mornings all you want is to disappear into your desk chair, and this mug says it out loud before you have to. It's blunt and honest, the kind of humor that belongs on the funny coffee mugs shelf of every break room in America.
The line doesn't dress itself up. It just tells the truth about Mondays, meetings that could've been an email, and the general state of wanting five more minutes of quiet.
Built for the coffee that gets you through the day
This is a ceramic mug, glossy white, made to hold your coffee while you avoid eye contact with the world. It works just as well loaded with tea or hot cocoa on a slow weekend morning.
Set it on a work desk, a kitchen counter, or wrap it up for the coworker who says what everyone else is thinking. It's an easy gift for the person who values quiet mornings over small talk.
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