Primary Elements for Humor - Sarcasm Mug with Color Inside
$11.99
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Kleptomaniacs Take Everything... Literally - Funny Humor T Shirt
$19.99
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The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
- Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Every item is printed just for you when you order. Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then shipping adds 3 to 5 more within the US. You'll get a tracking number by email the moment it ships. Full details on the shipping page.
Misprinted, damaged, or defective items are replaced free of charge. Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right. See the returns policy for sizing exchanges.
A wordplay joke built around a serious-sounding word
The design leans entirely on the double meaning packed into one word: kleptomaniacs have a compulsion to steal, and this shirt takes that clinical term completely literally for the punch line. It is a setup and payoff joke, nothing more, built to get a laugh the second someone reads it twice.
As one of our funny political shirts, it works because the joke does not depend on the news cycle to land. It depends on wordplay that stays funny no matter who is in office at the time.
Soft cotton built for a shirt people will read twice
Made from soft cotton in a classic unisex fit, this tee is comfortable enough for daily wear and sturdy enough to hold up through repeated washing without losing its shape. Ten colorways are available, including ash, Irish green, and light pink.
It makes an easy gift for the friend who appreciates a good pun more than a political statement, the kind of shirt that earns a laugh from strangers instead of an argument.
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