Primary Elements for Humor - Sarcasm Mug with Color Inside
$11.99
Hoodies Designed in the USA
Primary Elements for Humor - Sarcasm Unisex Hoodie
$39.99
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Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Every item is printed just for you when you order. Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then shipping adds 3 to 5 more within the US. You'll get a tracking number by email the moment it ships. Full details on the shipping page.
Misprinted, damaged, or defective items are replaced free of charge. Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right. See the returns policy for sizing exchanges.
A periodic table joke for the terminally sarcastic
This design borrows the look of the periodic table to make a point about sarcasm being a core personality trait rather than a bad habit. It is the kind of joke that lands instantly with anyone who leans on dry wit as a default setting.
It is a favorite among our funny political shirts and hoodies crowd, people who would rather make a smart joke than a loud statement.
Soft fleece for a personality that never turns off
Inside it is brushed fleece, warm and soft against the skin, with a relaxed unisex fit that is easy to layer. The kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm on a cold commute or a walk with the dog.
It works as a gift for the office's resident smart aleck, or just an easy grab for anyone who wants comfort with a side of attitude.
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