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Of Course I Talk To Myself Sometimes I Need Expert Advice Short-sleeve unisex t-shirt

$19.99

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size: S
color: Black
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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

The joke every overthinker already gets

Of Course I Talk To Myself Sometimes I Need Expert Advice is built around a joke almost everyone has made about themselves at some point, usually while standing alone in a kitchen working through a decision out loud. It does not try to be clever beyond the line itself, it just says the quiet part a lot of people already do.

The humor works because it does not punch at anyone else, it is entirely self-aware, which is why it tends to get a laugh of recognition instead of an eye roll. Bold, simple lettering keeps the whole joke readable in one glance.

Of Course I Talk To Myself Sometimes I Need Expert Advice t-shirt in Aqua, product mockup

An easy shirt to wear when you want a laugh, not a lecture

This soft cotton tee is cut for everyday comfort, the kind of shirt that works for running errands, hanging out at home, or heading to a casual get-together. It holds its shape wash after wash, so it earns a permanent spot in the regular rotation instead of a single wear.

Available in 22 colors, it sits easily alongside more serious patriotic shirts in a wardrobe without feeling out of place. It also makes a solid, low stakes gift for the friend who narrates their own decisions out loud.

Of Course I Talk To Myself Sometimes I Need Expert Advice t-shirt in Army, product mockup

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Of Course I Talk To Myself Sometimes I Need Expert Advice Short-sleeve unisex t-shirt

Size Guide

SizeLength (in)Chest (in)Width (in)
XS2731-3416.5
S2834-3718
M2938-4120
L3042-4522
XL3146-4924
2XL3250-5326
3XL3354-5728
4XL3458-6130
5XL3562-6532
SizeLength (cm)Chest (cm)Width (cm)
XS68.678.7-86.441.9
S71.186.4-9445.7
M73.796.5-104.150.8
L76.2106.7-114.355.9
XL78.7116.8-124.561
2XL81.3127-134.666
3XL83.8137.2-144.871.1
4XL86.4147.3-154.976.2
5XL88.9157.5-165.181.3

Measurements are provided by our print partner and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Length and width are garment measurements taken flat. Chest is a body measurement: measure around the fullest part of your chest.

Diagram showing where each measurement is taken