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RUD - Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly Unisex t-shirt

$19.99

USD
size: XS
color: Black Heather
  • Designed in the USA
  • 10% of all profits go to charity
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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

The shirt for anyone who has watched something explode

Rapid unscheduled disassembly is the term rocket engineers use instead of saying a vehicle blew up, and it has spread well beyond the launch pad into general shop talk about anything that failed hard. This shirt hands that phrase to gearheads and mechanics who have had a project go sideways in dramatic fashion.

It sits right alongside our patriotic shirts as a plainspoken pick with a wink built in. Nobody has to explain the joke to the crowd that already gets it, and everyone else can just ask.

RUD - Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly Unisex t-shirt in Army, product photo

A regular tee with an irregular sense of humor

Soft cotton and a standard fit mean it wears like any other favorite shirt, nothing fussy about it. Ten colors make it easy to grab more than one.

Hand it to the friend who has blown up an engine, a firework, or a project deadline and let them decide which one applies.

RUD - Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly Unisex t-shirt in Asphalt, product photo

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RUD - Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly  Unisex t-shirt

Size Guide

SizeLength (in)Chest (in)Width (in)
XS2731-3416.5
S2834-3718
M2938-4120
L3042-4522
XL3146-4924
2XL3250-5326
3XL3354-5728
4XL3458-6130
5XL3562-6532
SizeLength (cm)Chest (cm)Width (cm)
XS68.678.7-86.441.9
S71.186.4-9445.7
M73.796.5-104.150.8
L76.2106.7-114.355.9
XL78.7116.8-124.561
2XL81.3127-134.666
3XL83.8137.2-144.871.1
4XL86.4147.3-154.976.2
5XL88.9157.5-165.181.3

Measurements are provided by our print partner and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Length and width are garment measurements taken flat. Chest is a body measurement: measure around the fullest part of your chest.

Diagram showing where each measurement is taken