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Guns Make Me Happy You, Not So Much Pro Gun Pro 2a Short-sleeve t-shirt

$19.99

USD
size: S
color: Black Heather
  • Designed in the USA
  • 10% of all profits go to charity
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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

A little humor for the pro gun crowd

Guns Make Me Happy You, Not So Much plays it straight for a laugh: the wearer is content, and whoever finds that annoying is somebody else's problem. It is a pro gun t-shirt built around the kind of dry humor that shows up in gun stores and family group chats about the Second Amendment.

There is no lecture here, just a punchline that gun owners have probably said out loud at some point. The bold lettering keeps it easy to read at a glance, so the joke lands fast.

Guns Make Me Happy You, Not So Much t-shirt in Aqua, product mockup

Comfortable enough for the range or the porch

This soft cotton tee is cut for a relaxed unisex fit, so it moves with you whether you are loading mags at the range or just sitting on the porch. It launders well and keeps its shape, which matters for a shirt you will actually reach for on a regular Tuesday.

It comes in 25 colors, so finding one that matches your wardrobe is easy. As a gun rights shirt, it also makes a low effort, high impact gift, no card required because the shirt already says what needs to be said.

Guns Make Me Happy You, Not So Much t-shirt in Army, product mockup

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Guns Make Me Happy You, Not So Much Pro Gun Pro 2a Short-sleeve t-shirt

Size Guide

SizeLength (in)Chest (in)Width (in)
XS2731-3416.5
S2834-3718
M2938-4120
L3042-4522
XL3146-4924
2XL3250-5326
3XL3354-5728
4XL3458-6130
5XL3562-6532
SizeLength (cm)Chest (cm)Width (cm)
XS68.678.7-86.441.9
S71.186.4-9445.7
M73.796.5-104.150.8
L76.2106.7-114.355.9
XL78.7116.8-124.561
2XL81.3127-134.666
3XL83.8137.2-144.871.1
4XL86.4147.3-154.976.2
5XL88.9157.5-165.181.3

Measurements are provided by our print partner and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Length and width are garment measurements taken flat. Chest is a body measurement: measure around the fullest part of your chest.

Diagram showing where each measurement is taken