Hoodies Designed in the USA

Kleptomaniacs Take Everything... Literally Unisex Hoodie

$39.99

USD
size: S
color: Black
  • Designed in the USA
  • 10% of all profits go to charity
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Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Self-fabric patch on the back
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

A pun that rewards a second read

Kleptomaniacs take everything, literally, is the kind of wordplay that gets a laugh a beat after you first see it. It is a play on the clinical term and the plain meaning of the word, stacked into one line.

It is one of our more playful patriotic hoodies, made for people who appreciate a dry joke and expect at least one friend to ask for an explanation before they get it themselves.

Kleptomaniacs Take Everything... Literally Unisex Hoodie in Carbon Grey, product mockup

Comfortable fleece for a joke worth repeating

Inside it is soft brushed fleece with a relaxed unisex fit, roomy enough to throw over a t-shirt without feeling tight through the shoulders. The kangaroo pocket is handy for keeping your phone close.

It works well for game night, a gift for the friend who collects puns, or just a comfortable hoodie with a built in icebreaker.

Kleptomaniacs Take Everything... Literally Unisex Hoodie in Charcoal Heather, product mockup

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Kleptomaniacs Take Everything... Literally Unisex Hoodie

Size Guide

SizeLength (in)Chest (in)Width (in)
S2738-4120
M2842-4521
L2946-4923
XL3050-5325
2XL3154-5726 1/2
3XL3258-6228
SizeLength (cm)Chest (cm)Width (cm)
S68.696.5-104.150.8
M71.1106.7-114.353.3
L73.7116.8-124.558.4
XL76.2127-134.663.5
2XL78.7137.2-144.867.3
3XL81.3147.3-157.571.1

Measurements are provided by our print partner and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Length and width are garment measurements taken flat. Chest is a body measurement: measure around the fullest part of your chest.

Diagram showing where each measurement is taken