Hoodies Designed in the USA

I'm Fat But Identify As Skinny, I'm Trans-Slender Unisex Hoodie

$39.99

USD
size: S
color: Black
  • Designed in the USA
  • 10% of all profits go to charity
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Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Self-fabric patch on the back
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Self-deprecating humor that does not take itself seriously

This design turns a body image joke into a punchline before anyone else can. Some people avoid the topic, this hoodie leans into it and dares you to laugh along.

It is one of our more irreverent patriotic hoodies, made for people who do not mind poking fun at themselves before anyone else gets the chance.

I'm Fat But Identify As Skinny, I'm Trans-Slender Unisex Hoodie in Carbon Grey, product mockup

Soft fleece comfort that does not discriminate by size

The fleece is brushed soft on the inside, with a relaxed unisex cut built to fit a range of body types comfortably. It is warm enough for a chilly evening without being heavy.

It is a solid pick for a gag gift among friends who already trade this kind of humor, easy to wear for everyday errands or a low key night out.

I'm Fat But Identify As Skinny, I'm Trans-Slender Unisex Hoodie in Charcoal Heather, product mockup

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I'm Fat But Identify As Skinny, I'm Trans-Slender Unisex Hoodie

Size Guide

SizeLength (in)Chest (in)Width (in)
S2738-4120
M2842-4521
L2946-4923
XL3050-5325
2XL3154-5726 1/2
3XL3258-6228
SizeLength (cm)Chest (cm)Width (cm)
S68.696.5-104.150.8
M71.1106.7-114.353.3
L73.7116.8-124.558.4
XL76.2127-134.663.5
2XL78.7137.2-144.867.3
3XL81.3147.3-157.571.1

Measurements are provided by our print partner and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm). Length and width are garment measurements taken flat. Chest is a body measurement: measure around the fullest part of your chest.

Diagram showing where each measurement is taken